Sandstorm by Darude Meets Metal
Really? Darude-Sandstorm? REALLY? NSKSBSINSISNSIDNNDJZIXN
why aren’t these being reblogged more often?
i rather see these than “keys in hand”
Umm so since I’m stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest?
I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :)
Step 1: Step back the moment he reaches for you.
Step 2: Duck!
Step 3: Head butt him in the chin. It’s very important that it is the chin and not the chest because it is much more uncomfortable and disorienting to have your teeth bang together especially if it cuts his tongue (which it will if it is in the way). More than likely height won’t matter. He will be leaning forward from the missed attempt at grabbing you.
Step 4: Knee him in the balls.
Step 5: When he doubles over, jab him on his back. I believe at the base of the neck just above the shoulder blades would be best. I’m not an expert, but this seems like the best place, imo.
Step 6: Don’t lose contact. Bring your other hand over and slam your hands against the sides of his heads as hard as possible. Right on the ears is the best place; it is extremely disorienting if done correctly. Then take his head and bring it down on your knee as you bring your knee up. It’s very important that you avoid the nose because if you knee his nose it will definitely break and more than likely the bones will stab his brain killing him, so aim for his mouth instead.
Step 7: Keep your knee up and bring your foot out to kick him over. Personally, I don’t like the image because it looks like she kicked him with her toes. You do not want to do that. Instead kick him with the ball or heel of your foot and put power behind it with a push.
Step 8: He is on the ground. You could probably stop here and he would get the picture, but if you really want to…Your leg is still in the air from the kick. With all your force slam the edge of your your heel on his side. It will be more effective if you lower your body first by bending at the knee of the leg your weight is on. Done right, you can break a rib or two.
reblogging again for that^
Reblogging for the steps in the image and the explanation in the comments. I don’t so much like the explanation on the image proper, but I appreciate the thought behind it (here, have a self-defense thing, it could save you) and so I’m passing it on.
Don’t head butt in the chin!!! The only person that’d hurt is you! And when he falls, grab his leg. Look how close it is to her yet she doesn’t grab it! Ugh whoever made this doesn’t know any martial arts.
I wonder if I can share my own post…
So today I found out drugs are not Danish Rugs like I thought they were. The more you know.
Okay what the fuck is going on can someone tell me if this “Louiseville Purge” thing is a hoax or not cause I`m getting really fucking freaked out
It’s not a hoax. However, it was originally meant as a prank (they caught the teen who started the rumor). Also, although it happened, people were just messing around. No murders or rapes happened in direct relation to the Purge. Only a few random things happened - a giraffe was stolen, a pickle was stolen, Spider-Man was blocking a road, etc. So don’t worry. All the other stuff is being made up by people on Tumblr because they’re butts.
We’re all literally watching America fall apart because of the “purges” and Ferguson and there’s so much fucking violence happening that I don’t want to live here anymore. My hope in humanity getting better is gone. I lost complete faith in society.
America is not falling apart. Stop spreading lies, buddy. Only one Purge out of the three so far actually happened, and not a single murder was made in direct relation to it. Yes, people did die in Chicago and Detroit…but I mean, come on, it’s Chicago and Detroit of course people died! They die every night!
I’m sure you have all heard of this supposed “Purge.” Well, it’s not real. Some of the crime is real - the giraffe getting stolen, and a pickle being stolen. Most is just made up by people nowhere near Louisville. It is NOT government sanctioned. The police are out busting everyone doing illegal activities. The police were going down the street telling people to stay inside because they were not sure if the fliers would be acted on or not. Lock your doors, but don’t stay awake fearing for your life. The National Guard, FBI, and police are there for your safety.
The CIA recently launched its official Twitter account, and as you can imagine, they have a strict protocol for clearing each tweet.
It’s really long but trust me it’s worth the reading!
I’m supposed to write a post about the pros of procrastination but I’ve decided to put it off until tomorrow.